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Humorous Drawings Mitchell's Cigarettes - 1924 Reprinted 1999 - Card Collectors Society
Note: Cards are approximately 1-3/8" x 2-5/8".
No. Dialog 1 Wife (reading): "'Is a brown child worth saving?' Wh 2 Charlady (posing): "You'll tell me when to smile, wo 3 Manager: "By the way, you went to bury your grandmot 4 Captain: "Wot d'ye mean by swankin' about bein' a cr 5 Woman: "Can't why that scarecrow don't keep the bird 6 Mother: "Wot's the time, Alfred?" Alfred: "Bart two 7 "Please Muvver wants this blouse changed. It's two s 8 Visitor (in country church): "Do many people come in 9 "Please 'm I can't get the brandy alight on the iced 10 Shopman: "Now I'm going to give you a stick of rock, 11 Brother: "Where's that piece o' toffee I gave yer to 12 Bowler" "Quick 'Erbert, - this end - quick, an' we'l 13 The Professional: "But here, I say - you must start 14 Victim of Accident: "Help! Help! I can't swim - I ca 15 Insurance Agent Explains Life Policy - Victim: "Y-ye 16 Boarder: "Quick Mrs. Smith, give me a glass of egg-p 17 "E's one o' them real toffs - 'as a clean collar eve 18 Parson: "Ye're a wonderful woman, Mrs. McTavish - Ah 19 Suspicious Character: "I've called t' 'ave a look at 20 Country Policeman (arresting tramp): "Come on now, w 21 Country Postman: "An' believe me, Mum, I've got t' w 22 "Oi'll tell ye, Pat - if I'm up before you in the ma 23 P.C.: "Well, what's your trouble, sir?" - Professor: 24 Enthusiast: "Uplifting? Eh, old boy?" - Passenter: " 25 Wife (packing for a fortnight): "This is what we'll 26 "An' I felt that mad with 'er I would 'ave poisoned 27 Curate (looking at his watch): "Dear me, I must be g 28 Wife: "Good Heavens! John - I forgot to turn off the 29 Boy: "Grandpa, do you know anything about butterflie 30 "Fine morning, Mr. Ferguson," (no answer) "Fine morn 31 Doctor: "Well, how are you feeling now William?" - W 32 Doctor: "You say the medecine is 'bad' - what do you 33 Woman (after dispute): "It's all a make-up. I never 34 Boy: "Look at that golfer's trousis, Father." - Fath 35 "Please Muvver wants 'arf a pound o' cheese, an' she 36 Sailor: "Ere! wotjer call this?" - Cook: "Tapioker!" 37 "Ave ee milked all the cows John? - "Aye - all 'cept 38 Mother: "Why wouldn't you kiss your grandfather, Bar 39 "Confound you boys - do you know your ball just miss 40 Salesman: "Then you don't like this sort o' dog?" - 41 Councillor: "Gentlemen, you may say with the last sp 42 Wife: "John, there's no need for you to keep exertin 43 "Ere, what y' doin'?" - "I lost me gold watch in Hyd 44 Doctor: "You cough much more easily this morning." - 45 Foreman: "None o' yer back chat - jest get on wiv ye 46 Enthusiast: "I say Dad - I badly want a new loud spe 47 Diner: "And look here, I want my chop grilled for at 48 Sunday School Superintendent: "But you haven't been 49 Old Lady: "Porter! Does this train stop here?" - Por 50 Wife: "You're lazy, that's what you are, sit - sit -©2002 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!