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Wise Cracks Barratt & Co. Ltd. - 1970
Note: Cards are approximately 1-3/8" x 2-5/8", and feature a series of jokes, limericks, magic tricks, and puzzles.
No. Card Text / Title 1 Judge: Smith, do you plead guilty? Smith: I couldn' 2 I heard that your fall injured you badly... It wasn 3 Doctor: You're coughing more easily this morning... 4 Hear about the cannibal who had indigestion? He kep 5 Gangster: Your money or your life! Victim: Take my 6 I'm afraid I shall have to lock you up for the night 7 An optimistic farmer gave hot water to his hens, hop 8 Waiter - This coffee tastes like mud! Well, Sir, it 9 Psychiatrist: You are suffering from loss of memory. 10 My hair keeps falling out, Doctor. Can you suggest a 11 Doctor: Was that slimming diet I gave your wife sati 12 There once was a young man from Crewe, Who dreamt he 13 A Crazy old gardener from Leeds Once swallowed twel 14 Why was the farmer cross? Because someone trod on h 15 Why should you never tell a secret to a peacock? Be 16 When is a cricketer worried? When he's stumped! 17 How do you make a Maltese cross with one match? Lig 18 What does a kettle suffer with? Boils!! 19 Can a pepper cellar walk? Yes - a grocer sells pepp 20 Why did the burglar cut the legs off his bed? So he 21 What did the big flower say to the little flower? " 22 What language would you expect to hear from a Bedoui 23 Why is a red-headed dunce like a biscuit? Because h 24 Why should you always feel sorry for a Pelican? Bec 25 Which is the best side of a teacup on which to put t 26 Why are tall people the laziest? Because they are t 27 Biology Teacher: Deep breathing kills germs! Pupil: 28 Vicar, the church is on fire! Holy smoke! 29 Why would you take a tape measure to bed? To see ho 30 There was a fat man from Lamore The same shape behi 31 How to turn a Tumbler of Water upside down, without 32 The Disappearing Stamp 33 Impossible! 34 Self-Balancing Coins 35 The Magnetic Coin 36 Wood Passes through Metal. 37 The Magic Comb 38 Tell a Card by Magic 39 A Draught-Board Problem. 40 Balancing a Coin in the Hand. 41 Three boys' names: But you need to put in ten straig 42 Each shape contains the letters which make up one wo 43 This face is made up of the letters of a boy's name. 44 Can you make one straight cut through the letter Z i 45 Can you change the word 'Hate' to 'Rose' in four mov 46 Read this if you can: 47 Can you deivide this square with three straight line 48 These houses are made up of the letters of boys' nam 49 These are the four corners of a word square containi 50 Arrange six counters in a triangle, as shown below -©2003 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!