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Funny Valentines Topps - 1959
Notes: These cards feature artwork by Jack Davis. They proved so popular that Topps issued a second set in the following year, also of 66 cards, but the card numbers for that release all have an "A" appended to them. The set listed below is sometimes called "Funny Valentines First" to distinguish it from "Funny Valentines A." Versions were also manufactured under license by Scanlens in Australia and A & BC in England. Thanks much to Bob Hall for the checklist! American Card Catalog reference is R708-2A. Scans are posted at the Vintage Non-Sports Cards gallery.
No. Setup (Card Fronts) Punch Line (Card Backs) 1 I need you like a hole in the head 2 Don't go away mad, Dear just go away 3 You remind me of a movie star Frankenstein 4 I can't stop chasing you ya dirty rat 5 Stay just as you are ugly, mean, cheap, stupid 6 Since I've known you, Dear you've made my life a wreck 7 I love ya so much & there's so much of ya to love 8 You have everything a man wants a mustache, a beard, muscles 9 Your teeth are like stars they come out at night 10 I've found the perfect valentine gift for you arsenic 11 Your name will be with me forever "Zelda" 12 You ought to be in pictures horror pictures 13 You oughta enter the Miss America contest you'd lose your citizenship 14 I remember the first time I saw you I was sick for a week 15 You're real smooth real smooth 16 I love your two beautiful eyes & the third 1, too 17 You're the apple of my eye ya worm 18 I love you because you're different ugh, so different 19 You look like a million bucks green & wrinkled 20 No wonder we like each other Who else could stand us? 21 I love the way your hair grows down your back Too bad it doesn't grow on your head 22 There's a word for you echhh 23 I love your little hands, your little feet & your little mustache 24 You're a doll a croca-doll 25 I'd like to bring you home to Mother she deserves a good laugh 26 You're the girl of my dreams you nightmare 27 There will never be another you thank goodness 28 I don't know what I'd do without you but I'd like to try 29 I think of you when I'm in the dumps 30 To the prettiest girl in the world Give this card to your sister 31 You're the cave man type hairy & ugly 32 I've got my eye on you see 33 You're a charmer a snake charmer 34 Roses are red, violets are blue A head like yours belongs in a zoo 35 I dig you the most 36 You're the strong silent type ya monster 37 Say the words that will make me the happiest boy in the world "I'm leaving" 38 You're just what the doctor ordered ya pill 39 There's something about you I like your money 40 Why can't you love me? My mother does 41 It is better to have loved you & lost much better 42 There's a word for you slob 43 If you were the only girl in the world you'd still have trouble 44 Some Valentine Day advice Get lost 45 You're so friendly, so gentle, so kind so's my dog 46 You may not be smart, Dear As a matter of fact you're stupid 47 You've got everything cross-eyes & bowlegs 48 You've got something no other girl has me 49 I love you but I've got horrible taste 50 I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world & so do you 51 I miss you but I'll get ya the next time 52 A girl like you is hard to find thank goodness 53 I've got a crush on you - 54 Won't you come over for dinner? We'd love to have ya 55 You have a wonderful personality but not for a human being 56 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? Not you 57 I'll never forget you, Dear Who could? 58 Looks aren't everything, Dear In your case, they're nothing 59 You take the prize you dog 60 We'll be sweethearts to the end This is the end 61 Don't think it hasn't been pleasant to meet you because it wasn't 62 You're just like a beautiful flower You're surrounded by dirt 63 You've got something no other girl has a 12-inch mustache 64 Darling, You have just what it takes to get into the movies 90 cents 65 I picked this card because it fits you Isn't it stupid? 66 We both got together to send you this valentine because it's cheaper this way Searchwords: jahoc, yr1959, mfrTopps, catNovelty©2002, 2016 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!