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Idiot Cards
   Donruss - 1961

Notes: Card fronts show joke setups, while card backs provide the punch lines. 
American Card Catalog reference is R818-1. Scans are posted at the Vintage 
Non-Sports Cards gallery.

No.   Caption

  1   I used to be a Chain Smoker...
  2   My hair needed cutting badly...
  3   I can stand on my head.
  4   These birds are for you...
  5   I hit myself with a hammer
  6   Darling
  7   Does your face hurt?
  8   Wanta know my secret to scholastic success?
  9   You made me what I am today...
 10   You're a reglar Enstein!
 11   To avoid that rundown feeling
 12   See ya Round
 13   I love you like a father
 14   There's plenty of good fishing here...
 15   I'm built upside-down...
 16   I'd like to be a Baker...
 17   She sure gave you a dirty look!
 18   Hey Dad! it followed me home...
 19   You have the kind of face I'd like...
 20   You're far from dumb...
 21   Touche' nothin...
 22   Your new suit fits like a glove.
 23   When they passed out noses you tho't they said roses..
 24   The squirrels love you...
 25   You're very even tempered...
 26   I was voted most likely...
 27   Love me....
 28   You've got a one track mind...
 29   But Gladys!...
 30   You'll get a big bang out'a this!
 31   You're no Tarzan...
 32   No one cooks like you mom...
 33   You tell 'em Pieface...
 34   I call my girl faucet...
 35   Two heads are better than one!
 36   Don't think it hasn't been nice...
 37   You have only one equal!
 38   I can't think too well today...
 39   You've got a point there...
 40   Hey Frankie - come meet your biggest fan!
 41   You've got a one-track mind
 42   If Lincoln were alive today he'd be a remarkable man...
 43   When they passed out brains, you tho't they said trains...
 44   Your name should be Glue...
 45   You Oughta Be on T.V.!
 46   You've gotta voice like a bird...
 47   We'll be friends till the end...
 48   You've made quite an impression on me!
 49   I'm not hard of hearing...
 50   You've got a head like a door knob...
 51   I ran for President...
 52   Are you a man or a mouse??
 53   We want you on our tug'owar team
 54   Have an accident?
 55   You musta got up onna wrong side of bed...
 56   I just wanta be a little boy and have fun...
 57   I was just admiring your picture...
 58   Are you brown from the sun?
 59   Hey Buddy, wanna drag?
 60   What's that book about?
 61   You're a perfect idiot!
 62   I hear you have the biggest collection of Idiot Cards in town!
 63   If brains were dynamite...
 64   Money won't buy happiness...
 65   We're striking for shorter hours!
 66   I've been catching up on my reading!


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