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Monster Laffs Cards Topps - 1963
Note: All card backs printed with ©American International Pictures, Inc. Pictures are all presumably from AIP films, due to the copyright AIP on the backs. Thanks much to Greg Krieger for providing the checklist and commentary!
No. Movie Pictured Front Caption 1 (unidentified; gorilla with girl) I Have Lousy Luck With Blind Dates. 2 The Red Planet Mars He's Too Skinny For Our Outfit. 3 The She Creature You Should See Me When I'm Angry. 4 War of the Colossal Beast Where's My Mickey Mouse T Shirt? 5 War of the Colossal Beast Boy These Buses Really Fly. 6 Reptilicus What A Spooky Town. 7 Invasion of the Saucer Men Whose The Brains Of This Outfit? 8 War of the Colossal Beast Mommy, I Had A Nightmare. 9 (unknown) How Did I Know It Was Poison Ivy? 10 The She Creature Why Can't I Enter The Beauty Contest? 11 (unknown) I Got Something In My Eye. 12 I Was A Teenage Frankenstein You're A Pretty Sloppy Shaver. 13 (unidentified; gorilla with girl) You Got A Cavity In That Molar. 14 Konga I'll Crash This Party. 15 Attack of the Puppet People That New Dog Food Is Fantastic. 16 The Screaming Skull He Winked At Me. 17 The Red Planet Mars Dig This Crazy Vegetable Garden. 18 Konga Gosh, It's Past My Bedtime! 19 The Day The World Ended He Was My Friend. 20 I Was A Teenage Werewolf My Ice Cream Melted. 21 The She Creature Please Show Me To My Room. 22 The She Creature My Tummy Feels Empty. 23 Invasion of the Saucer Men Why Don't We Ever Have Dates? 24 The Red Planet Mars Smile, You're On Candid Camera. 25 War of the Colossal Beast I'm A Restless Sleeper. 26 The Amazing Colossal Man Now You're As Good As New. 27 Tales of Terror I'm Just Falling Apart. 28 (unidentified) It's Great For Watching Parades. 29 (unidentified) Shake Hands Like A Man. 30 Reptilicus Flying Is The Modern Way To Travel. 31 (unidentified) Break My Dishes, Will You? 32 Invasion of the Saucer Men It's A Swell Car, Let's Eat It. 33 I Was A Teenage Frankenstein Hey, You're My Girlfriend!! 34 The Screaming Skull Smile, You're On Candid Camera. 35 I Was A Teenage Frankenstein Let's Play Charades. 36 I Was A Teenage Frankenstein Okay, You Can Borrow The Car. 37 (unidentified) Nice Puppy! 38 (unidentified) Want The Name Of My Hairdresser? 39 I Was A Teenage Frankenstein Sh! Someone's At The Door. 40 (unidentified) Let's Be Friends. 41 (unidentified) Can I Get A Manicure. 42 (unidentified) I Lose My Head At Parties. 43 The Astounding She Monster Call Me If There's A Full Moon. 44 Konga The Pet Shop Made A Mistake. 45 Reptilicus When A Dragon Hiccups It Really Burns. 46 (unidentified) Mother Please, I'd Rather Do It Myself. 47 Konga Oops, I Forgot The Marshmallows. 48 (unidentified; same monster as card 31) Where's My Tom Tom? 49 (unidentified) I'm Keeping My Eye On You. 50 (unidentified) I Lost My Razor. 51 Konga Yoo Hoo, Guess Who's Here! 52 Invasion of the Saucer Men I Told You We Were Low On Gas. 53 (unidentified) I Fished Her Out Of My Glass Of Water. 54 Konga The Garbage Men Must Be On Strike. 55 Invasion of the Saucer Men What Are You Staring At? 56 Konga Hey Watch Those Firecrackers! 57 I Was A Teenage Frankenstein Life Of The Party, Every Halloween. 58 The Red Planet Mars Just Ignore Him And He'll Leave. 59 War of the Colossal Beast What A Silly Way To Dry Spaghetti. 60 (unidentified) He Looks Comfortable. 61 Reptilicus Got A 25 Room Apartment For Me? 62 War of the Colossal Beast Ma, Can I Have A Drink Of Water. 63 The She Creature Wake Up, You're Dreaming. 64 Invasion of the Saucer Men When We Get A Head Ache, It's A Beauty!! 65 The She Creature This Beach Used To Be So Crowded. 66 (unidentified) No More Piggy Back Rides. Searchwords: jahoc, yr1963, mfrTopps, catMedia©2000, 2009 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!