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Spasm Parody Press! - 1993
Note: This is a delightful parody of the Plasm Zero card set, originally distributed as a boxed set. You may ask "Why?" I don't, it's delightful all the same.
No. Dialog / Text on card front 1 He is Lofca, Flagship Korp pawn of the other-reali 2 Darned Allergies! Why am I the only one being alle 3 Well within the parody limits of reality... 4 Here, in Other Reality, we really put ourselves in 5 It makes my Other-Reality heart tweaked to see the 6 Nonetheless, it does myself good to take my hair o 7 "... new Talunt." 8 "... and getting processed into..." 9 "It's a thrilling aqnd vital process, watching Ide 10 "And the Fanz, who have been worked into a frenzy 11 Hey, Fanz! Komikz! 12 "Once completed, the komik is thrown to the Fanz, 13 Izzitalimitededitionavailabletoretailurzwhoordered 14 Izzitfoil enhanced? Izzitsignedandnumbered? 15 The panel's over there! (We can't use every space. 16 I, Oneymanmay, haven't seen any Ideeyuz so bright 17 I never get any good ideeyuz. Nicely hot! 18 Izzithot? Izzithot? Izzithot? 19 Poit? I don't care if I go broke, so long as I'm p 20 Poit! 21 Couldn't he just say excuse me? 22 What I don't understand is why we never see new pe 23 This way, no one ever needs truly new ideeyuz. We 24 Old ideeyuz, old heeroze, old komikz, they never g 25 All hail the banner of the Korp! 26 And best of all, the Korp owns everything! Never d 27 Honus Wagner 28 Dr. J 29 Joe Montana 30 Nolan Ryan 31 I'm glad you mentioned that! I nearly forgot. Gak! 32 Why are we fighting about this? Don't you have a g 33 It's a crucial plot point! Oh, poo! Like this stor 34 That dress tweaks my slinky! I'm ready, let's go! 35 Okay, but only because I know we need another brea 36 Tell you what, I'll make it up to you. Oh, and how 37 Don't move, or I'll miss! Be careful! He might hav 38 Oh, no! Korp Kopz! 39 Freeze! 40 You can't arrest me! Do you know who you're dealin 41 Fup! 42 You are charged with blasphemy and doubting the na 43 I've been pogged! 44 Fla-Brzt 45 We have ways of dealing with snot like you! 46 You didn't even blink when Irlgay was consigned to 47 I didn't even blink when Irlgay was canceled! Exac 48 And, while we're at it... ... This court finds Lof 49 Do you have any last words before I carry out your 50 To do that, we must first shift this Other-Reality 51 .. I didn't support her beliefs! I am loyal to the 52 Oh, ~*!!! 53 The only thing the Korp cares about is the Bottom 54 Punchline? You think we care about the punchline? Searchwords: jahoc, yr1993, mfrParodyPress, catComics©2000, 2009 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!