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You'll Die Laughing
A&BC Gum - 1967

Notes: The cards use most of the images, rearranged, from the 1959 Topps 
series. Images are coloured, and the set is different from the black-and-white 
set of 66 purple-back cards from A&BC Gum in 1974. Thanks much to 
Steve VandeVelde for the list!

No.   Card Text

  1   I'd like a pair of eye glasses please!
  2   I'd like to buy a monster mask!
  3   By when I get a headache it's a beaut!
  4   Ma, did you call for a baby sitter?
  5   Doc, Those hair growing pills sure worked!
  6   What d'ya mean, there are no man-eating plants in Bongo land?
  7   Boy, They sure got ugly girls in this neighborhood!
  8   Earth monsters! Full speed back to Mars.
  9   What happened? You're white as a sheet?
 10   Our next speaker is an expert on plant life!
 11   What do you mean, Shirley, I'm not your type?
 12   Just one drink and I start seeing the strangest things.
 13   Wait till I try this on the next customer!
 14   I told you time and time again smoking will stunt your growth.
 15   I've got just the gift for the man who has everything.
 16   Let's tell scary stories.
 17   Gulp! I don't know if I have blue suede shoes in your size.
 18   That's right.  Open nice and wide.
 19   Trick or Treat lady?
 20   ...and the Earth people are strange creatures with only one head!
 21   -- and no hitting below the belt.
 22   But Daddy, you always said two heads are better than one.
 23   Doc, I have terrible nightmares, I dream about Human Beings -
 24   I've got power steering, too.
 25   Two pairs, please!
 26   Dear, I have a surprise for you.
 27   I said you could beat up his Dad!
 28   Watch the Birdie!
 29   Mr. Drustrum is in charge of weird stories.
 30   Did you say there was somebody on the phone, dear?
 31   Sure makes you look ugly!
 32   I took 6 lessons.  How come I ain't popular yet?
 33   Those missionaries did a good job here.
 34   So I said to the witch doctor 'I dare you to shrink my head -'
 35   Waddaya mean, it's bad luck to walk under a ladder?
 36   Pay no attention to him, dear.
 37   Who put pepper in my bubble gum?
 38   Darn few arguments when Smedly umpires a game.
 39   How are your silly 'Invisible Man' experiments going, Henshaw?
 40   Do you believe in Humans?
 41   Would you wrap it as a gift, please!!
 42   I told you we dug too deep!
 43   You will soon meet a tall dark man.
 44   It's going to rain, I can feel it in my bones.
 45   There will be a slight additional charge, sir!
 46   Tsk, Tsk, How silly can TV get?
 47   C'mon Charlie, you can't fool me with that silly disguise.
 48   This photographer does beautiful work.

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