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The Wayans Bros.: The Dozens Trash-Talkin' Card Game Topps - 2005
Notes: They are marked as a "card game", but the cards are distributed like a normal non-sports trading card set, with base cards and stickers having all the same scarcities. Each card bears artwork and an "insult" from the popular television series, while card backs are all the same (in the spirit of card games). My boxes did not provide a complete base set with stickers, so I'd appreciate it if somebody can fill the gaps. Further information and scans are found at the Dozens web archive.
Box: 24 packs of 5 cards + 1 sticker + 1 advertising insert.
Common sets (150): approx. 0.79 per box if collation were perfect.
Sticker sets (24): approximately 1.00 per box on average.
No. Card Text Rank Bonus
Cards
WD-1 Yo Mama's so dumb, she returned a puzzle becau 2 6
WD-2 Yo Mama's so dumb, I asked her to jump my car. 4 5
WD-3 Yo Mama's so ugly, when she comes into the kit 4 5
WD-4 Yo Mama's so ugly, she only gets whistled at b 1 6
WD-5 Yo Mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger ni 10 2
WD-6 Yo Mama's so ugly, psychiatrists make her lie 5 4
WD-7 Yo Mama's so fat, she carries a microwave like 2 6
WD-8 Yo Mama's so fat, she butters her toast with a 8 3
WD-9 Yo Mama's so old, she was taking orders at the 10 2
WD-10 Yo Mama's so old, she invented fire! 7 3
WD-11 Yo Mama's family is so broke, they were in the 10 2
WD-12 Yo Mama's family is so broke, the only time th 3 5
WD-13 Yo Mama's family is so broke, Ethiopian kids s 12 1
WD-14 Yo Mama's so broke, she has a wooden leg with 2 6
WD-15 Yo Mama's so ugly, they use her face to punish 12 1
WD-16 Yo Mama's so old, she has Jesus in her yearboo 3 5
WD-17 Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to Church's Chicke 8 3
WD-18 Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, they put 11 1
WD-19 Yo Mama's so ugly, on Halloween, she scares of 5 4
WD-20 Yo Mama's so dumb, she failed her pregnancy te 8 3
WD-21 Yo Mama's so dumb, she sat on the TV and watch 3 5
WD-22 Yo Mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry 3 5
WD-23 Yo Mama's so bald, she uses rice to roll up he 7 3
WD-24 Yo Mama's so dumb, she waited at a stop sign u 1 6
WD-25 Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on the scale, 9 2
WD-26 Yo Mama's so ugly, her siamese twin committed 12 1
WD-27 Yo Mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch mar 1 6
WD-28 Yo Mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a s 1 6
WD-29 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, her teeth went o 12 1
WD-30 Yo Mama's feet so stanky, her shoes committed 7 3
WD-31 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, her tongue and t 12 1
WD-32 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, they considered 10 2
WD-33 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, she gargles with 6 4
WD-34 Yo Mama's so ugly, her reflection is suing her 5 4
WD-35 Yo Mama's feet is so stank, her shoes hold the 8 3
WD-36 Yo Mama's nose is so big, when she lays on her 6 4
WD-37 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, her toothbrush p 4 2
WD-38 Yo Mama's so bald, you can see what she's thin 3 5
WD-39 Yo Mama's lips are so big, she can whisper in 12 1
WD-40 Yo Mama's teeth are so gapped, her tongue look 11 1
WD-41 Yo Mama's nose is so big, she doesn't use tiss 2 6
WD-42 Yo Mama's so fat, the tag on her dress reads, 3 5
WD-43 Yo Mama's house is so dirty, roaches get aroun 4 5
WD-44 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, she has to smoke 7 3
WD-45 Yo Mama's so fat, she takes a bubble bath in t 7 3
WD-46 Yo Mama's feet so ugly, when she takes off her 8 3
WD-47 Yo Mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses a sca 12 1
WD-48 Yo Mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house 4 5
WD-49 Yo Mama's so dumb, she got sick and went to Dr 5 4
WD-50 Yo Mama's butt so flat, she wears wallpaper fo 9 2
WD-51 Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suici 6 4
WD-52 Yo Mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the 6 4
WD-53 Yo Mama's so stupid, she brought a bathing sui 1 6
WD-54 Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to fill up her 5 4
WD-55 Yo Mama's so ugly, her reflection quit! 10 2
WD-56 Yo Mama's so fat, everytime she wears high hee 8 3
WD-57 Yo Mama's so ugly, she got a night job as a sc 1 6
WD-58 Yo Mama's head so big, you could show slides o 4 5
WD-59 Yo Mama has so much dandruff, lice snowboard o 3 5
WD-60 Yo Mama's butt so big, Evel Knievel attempted 8 3
WD-61 Yo Mama's so fat, she can fit everyone's name 3 5
WD-62 Yo Mama's so broke, she goes to Kentucky Fried 9 2
WD-63 Yo Mama's so broke, burglars break in and leav 7 3
WD-64 Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for ex 1 6
WD-65 Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks l 11 1
WD-66 Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes out jogging, p 5 4
WD-67 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress, 3 5
WD-68 Yo Mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper numb 11 1
WD-69 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, the thermometer 10 2
WD-70 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, a paramedic gave 11 1
WD-71 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, her birthday can 12 1
WD-72 Yo Mama's lips are so big, she applies lipstic 5 4
WD-73 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow rain 12 1
WD-74 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, she brushes her 10 2
WD-75 Yo Mama's head so big, she has to wash her hai 4 5
WD-76 Yo Mama's so nasty, I was on the phone with he 8 3
WD-77 Yo Mama's so short, she can play handball on t 2 6
WD-78 Yo Mama's so skilly if she had dreads, you cou 6 4
WD-79 Yo Mama's so fat, instead of wearing 501's, sh 7 3
WD-80 Yo Mama's so fat, they use her butt for a bill 6 4
WD-81 Yo Mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to b 7 3
WD-82 Yo Mama's so fat, she wears a chandelier as a 9 2
WD-83 Yo Mama's so fat, her driver's license says, " 2 6
WD-84 Yo Mama's so fat, the last time she went to Se 8 3
WD-85 Yo Mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went s 7 3
WD-86 Yo Mama's so fat, she could sell shade! 3 5
WD-87 Yo Mama's so fat, she has to buy 2 airline tic 5 4
WD-88 Yo Mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pan 7 3
WD-89 Yo Mama's so ugly, when I looked at her, my ey 1 6
WD-90 Yo Mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like thi 2 6
WD-91 Yo Mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an a 1 6
WD-92 Yo Mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanks 2 6
WD-93 Yo Mama's so skinny, the animals at the zoo fe 11 1
WD-94 Yo Mama's so fat, the Highway Patrol makes her 6 4
WD-95 Yo Mama's so fat, when she auditioned for "Ind 8 3
WD-96 Yo Mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she 2 6
WD-97 Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks down the stre 3 5
WD-98 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a purple swea 6 4
WD-99 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with A 1 6
WD-100 Yo Mama's so fat, she works at the movie theat 2 6
WD-101 Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her butt a 9 2
WD-102 Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like 12 1
WD-103 Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pant 5 4
WD-104 Yo Mama's so nasty, when I asked her what's fo 3 5
WD-105 Yo Mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea P 4 5
WD-106 Yo Mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high 2 6
WD-107 Yo Mama's so stupid, when they put a boot on h 11 1
WD-108 Yo Mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay 8 3
WD-109 Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a 4 5
WD-110 Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz 2 Men wa 4 5
WD-111 Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish 1 6
WD-112 Yo Mama's so ugly, kids go as her for Hallowee 7 3
WD-113 Yo Mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in th 4 5
WD-114 Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was a baby, her pa 8 3
WD-115 Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doct 8 3
WD-116 Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doct 7 3
WD-117 Yo Mama's so ugly, yo Dad first met her at the 4 5
WD-118 Yo Mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in 5 4
WD-119 Yo Mama's so old, I told her to act her age, a 4 5
WD-120 Yo Mama's so dumb, she wouldn't let you watch 6 4
WD-121 Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a coffee c 6 4
WD-122 Yo Mama's so ugly, her baby refuses to be brea 8 3
WD-123 Yo Mama's so stupid, she called a travel agenc 5 4
WD-124 Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to surf a wave 6 4
WD-125 Yo Mama's so stupid, when her Army Sergeant ye 5 4
WD-126 Yo Mama's so dumb, she took an umbrella to a b 6 4
WD-127 Yo Mama's so dumb and racist, she tried to han 5 4
WD-128 Yo Mama's so dumb, I asked to see a full moon, 4 5
WD-129 Yo Mama's hair is so short, she needs extensio 3 5
WD-130 Yo Mama's so bald, when you rub her head, you 9 2
WD-131 Yo Mama's so dumb, she got hired as a crash te 2 6
WD-132 Yo Mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! 1 6
WD-133 Yo Mama's so old, she went to an antique store 6 4
WD-134 Yo Mama's so stank, the garbage truck picks he 9 2
WD-135 Yo Mama's so ugly, the dog walks her! 9 2
WD-136 Yo Mama's nose is so big, when she inhales she 9 2
WD-137 Yo Mama's so dumb, she tried to eat Chicken Po 10 2
WD-138 Yo Mama's so dump, on her job application unde 9 2
WD-139 Yo Mama's so old, Cain and Bel fought over her 9 2
WD-140 Yo Mama's so old, she took Moses to the Prom! 10 2
WD-141 Yo Mama's so fat, she went bungee jumping and 12 1
WD-142 Yo Mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas mo 10 2
WD-143 Yo Mama's so dirty, weeds grow out of her butt 11 1
WD-144 Yo Mama's so short, she could sit on a quarter 11 1
WD-145 Yo Mama's ears are so big, she can hear sign l 10 2
WD-146 Yo Mama's so short, you can see her feet on he 10 2
WD-147 Yo Mama's hair is so short, when she braids it 11 1
WD-148 Yo Mama's so short, she could walk under a bed 12 1
WD-149 Yo Mama's house is so run down, it needs a kic 11 1
WD-150 Yo Mama's hair is so nappy, she has to get ane 11 1
Sticker-Cards
1 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on the scale,
2 of 24 Yo Mama's so ugly, they use her face to punish
3 of 24 Yo Mama's so ugly, she only gets whistled at b
4 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, she carries a microwave like
5 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, the Highway Patrol made her
6 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a pa
7 of 24 Yo Mama's so ugly, her reflection quit!
8 of 24 Yo Mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas mo
9 of 24 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, she gargles with
10 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress,
11 of 24 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, her birthday can
12 of 24 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, she brushes her
13 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, she wears a chandelier as a
14 of 24 Yo Mama's so ugly, when she comes into the kit
15 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went s
16 of 24 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, she has to smoke
17 of 24 Yo Mama's breath is so stank, the thermometer
18 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for ex
19 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with A
20 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, when she wars a purpls sweat
21 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a s
22 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, instead of wearing 501's, sh
23 of 24 Yo Mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch mar
24 of 24 Yo Mama's nose is so big, when she lays on her
-- Challenge a Friend ... [ad insert, 1:pack]
CHASE CARD
Foil Card (1:40 packs)
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PROMO CARDS
WDB-001 Yo Mama's so dumb, she returned a puzzle becau 10 1
WDB-002 Yo Mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house 8 5
WDB-003 Yo Mama's so ugly, her reflection quit! 10 2
WDB-004 Yo Mama's so ugly, psychiatrists make her lie 5 4
WDB-005 Yo Mama's so dumb, she waited at a stop sign u 11 1
WDB-006 Yo Mama's so fat, she carries a microwave like 9 2
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